I am doing laundry. The #bigkid suddenly has the WORST smelling feet in the world. He decided to kick off his socks right near where I...

This is all I want today: cards with their little handwriting, handmade gifts, some weird squishy things from a drawer somewhere, a box...

Cheers!  Who got me this glass?? I can’t remember if it was a gift or if I bought it for myself but I’m howling  Wilson Creek...

Friends, I need your help! We are taking a #bucketlist trip to Alaska the first part of June to celebrate #thehubby’s 50th birthday!!...

Attention!! #thehubby has decided to quit playing for the Denver Broncos after contracting pink eye in their locker room. He’s sick of...

Now the story you’ve all been waiting for: my trip home from Nashville (the morning BEFORE a-hole Morgan whatshisfuck threw a mantrum and...

My last night in Nashville was one for the books! Who’s been to Nashville?  Holy shite, friends. This was like the Vegas strip, condensed...

I was invited to a private event hosted by Playwire this evening! We were fortunate enough to take a tour of the historic Greenbriar...

“Mom, you make friends EVERYWHERE we go!” It’s true. I love love love people. We went to the Hammond's Candy Factory over Spring Break...

Don’t do it. It’s a trap.  Also in this category but not pictured because I’m pretty sure we consumed the actual bag along with its...

I think it’s safe to say that my new Dolly Parton wig didn’t quite work out like I’d hoped  It looks more like Marilyn Monroe to me!...

I’m not saying my kids don’t know how to bowl, but…..  #airball #gutterball #whatevertheyhadfun

This was a good choice today! Do any of you still listen to cd’s?  You know, compact discs that play music?? I love my cd’s. I like to...

Balloon Hack  from yours truly. Let me start by saying that I don’t love balloons. I used to buy helium filled, latex balloons for every...

Friday is the 100th day of school for my kiddos. The #honeybadger just learned that this is not, in fact, the last day of school....

Tell me you’re at a kid’s birthday party without telling me you’re at a kid’s birthday party. I feel like people are either all in with...

Something happens when your kids can finally get their own shoes on without help: they wear a pair to infinity and beyond and never tell...

I’ll take ‘Candy I’m Not Giving My Kids For $1,000,000, Alex.’ What the actual fuck? In my swallows 38 years as a Colorado native, I’ve...

So, I’ve been trying to lose some weight that I gained in the three years since I was #hitbyatruck. I’ve been exercising, eating less...

Thumbs up for volunteering to dissect sheep eyeballs with the #bigkid’s 4th grade class today. Double thumbs up for not passing out even...