Wow. What a wide array of absolute trash under the kids’ couch in the basement.  I spy, with my little eye: trash food a spoon more trash...

Exciting news: the #sixlet is now wiping his own butt. I know you’re thinking, “just NOW?” and I don’t really care, because we have been...

We took a trip to the ER with the #sixlet a few nights ago for a bug bite gone rogue. He came home from camp on Wednesday with what...

Me: ugh, I hate playdates. Also me: drives literally 7 hours for a playdate The boys and I loaded up our car on Monday and drove to...

Let me tell you a little story about the MOST ridiculous thing I’ve ever seen. Ok, so I’ve been saving for a #louisvuitton bag for years....

Ok, so stick with me here. That damn bird was chirping again this morning at 4:10am, and all I wanted to do was smack it with a fly...

Let me tell you a little story about the time I tried to kill our snail, Spot, two days ago…. It all began when little Spot stopped...

Listen, I love my kids. They are the apple of my eye, my entire reason for living. I would die for them. It’s just, we’ve been on spring...

Oh heeyyyy, friends! Facebook is yelling at me because I haven’t posted in a week. Listen, FB, I’m busy; busy trying to figure out wtf...

Happy Snow Day  from Colorado! The kids are so dedicated to their schooling that they have decided to practice spelling while home....

Waaaiiiit for it…..

Halloween Party 2022. What. Just. Happened?? I started this tradition at 19 years of age - nearly 20 years ago. Long before kids, and...

This is the “toy” my kids are literally punching one another over. A paper towel tube, or a “doot do do,” as it’s called in our house....

We are headed to Water World today! This is a pretty big deal and here’s why: We have never been to Water World and the blame lies...

Yes, #bobbycat, I left this pile of dirty clothes here just for you to have a cozy spot in the sunshine. I’m not lazy. Happy Caturday

I hate garage sales. Our neighborhood garage sale is today. I wasn’t planning on participating, but I have a sick kid, so I’ve found...

You know I couldn’t let the day pass without wishing my #bff Erin-Says a Happy, Happy Birthday!! Erin and I met 16 years ago, when I was...

The #fivester has been having a hard time with school lately. He lost both of his teachers in the same week when they took other jobs,...

Good morning, friends. I’ve been trying to figure out how to write this post for some time now. I never wanted the day to come that I...

Well THAT was fucking terrifying. When I say, “pick up your toys before I set Bot loose,” I mean, “DO NOT LEAVE A FAKE SNAKE ON THE...