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Precious Moments...
In stark contrast to the super flattering image from yesterday, I have to post this amazing picture taken by #thehubby at Nugget Falls...
Mer
Jun 19, 20241 min read
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Not So Precious Moments...
A huge Thank You to #thehubby for doing his very best at capturing beautiful images on our family vacation. I’ll forever cherish the...
Mer
Jun 18, 20241 min read
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Back to Life, Back to Reality...
We made it safely home from our 2024 family vacay at 3:04am this morning after some flight delays. The cats woke me up at 5:13am,...
Mer
Jun 10, 20241 min read
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Ten Years...
The #bigboy is TEN today!! To the sweet baby who made me a Mommy: thank you for the greatest gift of my life. I cannot imagine a world...
Mer
May 23, 20241 min read
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Stuff A Sock In It...
I am doing laundry. The #bigkid suddenly has the WORST smelling feet in the world. He decided to kick off his socks right near where I...
Mer
May 15, 20241 min read
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Happy Mother's Day...
This is all I want today: cards with their little handwriting, handmade gifts, some weird squishy things from a drawer somewhere, a box...
Mer
May 12, 20241 min read
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Spring Breaking The Lanes...
I’m not saying my kids don’t know how to bowl, but….. #airball #gutterball #whatevertheyhadfun
Mer
Mar 21, 20241 min read
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Saving The Planet, One Balloon At A Time...
Balloon Hack from yours truly. Let me start by saying that I don’t love balloons. I used to buy helium filled, latex balloons for every...
Mer
Feb 19, 20242 min read
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Disappointment for the Ages...
Friday is the 100th day of school for my kiddos. The #honeybadger just learned that this is not, in fact, the last day of school....
Mer
Jan 31, 20241 min read
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Kid Parties Are The Worst...
Tell me you’re at a kid’s birthday party without telling me you’re at a kid’s birthday party. I feel like people are either all in with...
Mer
Jan 28, 20242 min read
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I Give Up...
Something happens when your kids can finally get their own shoes on without help: they wear a pair to infinity and beyond and never tell...
Mer
Jan 17, 20241 min read
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Hallowhatthefuck...
I’ll take ‘Candy I’m Not Giving My Kids For $1,000,000, Alex.’ What the actual fuck? In my swallows 38 years as a Colorado native, I’ve...
Mer
Nov 1, 20231 min read
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Are You KIDding me?
Here is your daily boost of #serotonin My group from the 4th grade mini golf fieldtrip last week wrote me Thank You notes. I can’t even....
Mer
Oct 10, 20231 min read
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I'll Pass Next Time...
Thumbs up for volunteering to dissect sheep eyeballs with the #bigkid’s 4th grade class today. Double thumbs up for not passing out even...
Mer
Sep 26, 20231 min read
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This Is Absolute Trash, Kids...
Wow. What a wide array of absolute trash under the kids’ couch in the basement. I spy, with my little eye: trash food a spoon more trash...
Mer
Sep 16, 20231 min read
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Best of Intentions...
Meet Sweetpea, my little baby dove friend. When I pulled into my driveway after dropping the kids at school this morning, I saw a tiny...
Mer
Sep 13, 20232 min read
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We Fucking Love Rainbows...
I picked the kids up from school this past Wednesday and could immediately tell that the #bigkid had something on his mind. As soon as we...
Mer
Sep 10, 20233 min read
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Wipe Your Fears Away...
Exciting news: the #sixlet is now wiping his own butt. I know you’re thinking, “just NOW?” and I don’t really care, because we have been...
Mer
Aug 26, 20231 min read
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Too Soon For This....
TW: suicide. The #bigkid came home from school yesterday, excited and ready to tell us about his new seat mates and friends. He shares a...
Mer
Aug 22, 20233 min read
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Back to School...
The #bigboy is now 9 years old, and begins 4th grade next week. I’m struggling with all that this age brings with it. He is currently so...
Mer
Aug 6, 20232 min read
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